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| 09:02pm 03/04/2026 |
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Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia! |
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| im an oscillator |
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| 10:18pm 14/03/2026 |
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mood:  relieved music: whatever
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And if im wasting my time...
nothing could be better!
than hanging on the line
and waiting for an HONEST word forever |
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| 05:33pm 27/01/2016 |
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mood:  welcome back music: welcome back kotter
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I just saw this on the news, it can spray water out its nose |
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| 01:42am 11/01/2016 |
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mood:  pessimistic music: Summer babe (winter version)
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Whats the deal with life?
isnt the existential dilemma a little too depressing? I think Ive been thinking too far ahead. My main goals right now should be to get a job and fix my car's seats -- cause they are so fucked up. Also today someone stole my wallet in the los angeles valley college gym, so im out of a drivers license. There was a lot of money in it, so I hope they return it, even without the money, like it was a reward?
These are a few of my favorite things:
-skittles gum
-"pod pod" my ipod
-the guy at valley college with two lazy eyes
-not the existential dilemma
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Girls are so confusing, my friend was telling me how good it is to just be "playing the field" Im a little jealous -- just a little.
um, Happy 2016! |
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| Look what the cat dragged in |
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| 08:34pm 15/12/2015 |
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mood:  fucking tired music: "Who loves the sun" - The Velvet underground
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Like a lot of people my age, I think myspace is becoming a let down. Not like the way Friendster was a let down, because that was different. I remember thinking how easy some of the girls looked on myspace when my friends were showing me theirs. I think thats what attracted everyone in the beginning. Either way, this is what happened to me today.
I got suspended for two days because of defiance(fuck yeah), but it really wasnt anything that big. So anyway, Im suspended on the first two days of finals, which throws off my whole schedule. But still, this jerk gives me the two days off, which is obviously really fucking difficult for a student to try to manage. So I show up to school on the second day hoping to be able to take the finals, risking it all for my education -- and therefore freedom. It didn't go so well, but thanks to my glowing personality, I got my Animal Behavior teacher to send me a copy, I think I aced it. |
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| 11:24pm 30/11/2013 |
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mood:  'till I die! music: manitoba - bijoux
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My newest training regiment will allow me to eat lightning and shit thunder, 'till I die! |
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| 11:05pm 15/11/2013 |
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mood:  Haha! music: The Brian Jonestown Massacre
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Has anyone ever typed my username wrong, so it came out as thejonad?
Mos Def, Jaylib, Cypress Hill, Jurassic 5, Xzibit, and a Tribe called Quest all last weekend, but Xzibit takes the cake. they announced ODB's death on stage and we held a candle-light virgil. rest in peace. |
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| Chicken heads totally suck |
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| 08:28pm 04/11/2013 |
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mood:  what's the sitch? music: Television - Mars
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My new vice is playing frisbee-golf on Saturdays at 4, It's alot of exercise but I need to get in shape for my new job -- coaching The Lakers.
I was on the 405 Fwy and I saw a licence plate that said "405 bytz". I aced my ap environmental science test today. Make some noise for ecological niches.
These are my recent thoughts:
-Crack isn't that wack
-Teachers at my school do not care if students use drugs
-Private-school girls aren't always cuter |
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| Halloween '04 |
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| 07:24pm 25/10/2013 |
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mood:  full of cheer music: newyork dolls - personality crisis
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Geraldo Rivera? naw
Gerald-o-Thomas |
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| 07:03pm 11/10/2013 |
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mood:  cold music: Granddady - Kim you bore me to death
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WARNING WARNING!!
All Candy Corn was made in the 1830's
Do not eat Candy Corn on Halloween
WARNING WARNING!!
beware the Candy Corn Caper
My aim; Thomasisthenow |
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| God isn't dead |
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| 11:18pm 06/10/2013 |
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mood:  chipper, whatever that means music: The Faces - you're so rude
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ImaTOMic is dead
AOL caught on to my CD-scam and cancelled my account.
I have no email address, either
Feel free to leave me PayPal donations |
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| It's Magic, baby |
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| 05:23pm 27/09/2013 |
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I've figured out what the problem with Robert Evans is... He can't make up his mind on some things and ends up discussing his problems with himself.
"I married her the next day. Was it a good idea? Hell no. Would I do it again? absolutley. Did she deserve that million dollar ring? Boy, you bet! Do you really think I paid a million big ones? Not a chance!" |
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| 05:51pm 15/09/2013 |
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mood:  embarrassed music: Cypress Hill - Rock superstar
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We just wrote songs, guys. |
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| 11:59pm 11/09/2013 |
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mood:  industructable music: Fake moods
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Today I got two new awesome glasses, they're not ready untill monday. One of them is made by Gucci, I'm so stylish. When I was there my mom was talking to the owner about business and fran, Kelley's mom who also bought glasses from her. She said ashlee simpson bought glasses there last week and she'd try to get me an autograph when she comes back.
I'm totally going to get upon that, phyche. |
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| 11:20pm 08/09/2013 |
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mood:  Cellphoneopoly music: "Beat Party"
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I've got a new CELL PHONE.
It's a Siemens phone. Sounds like sea-man, it's cool. |
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| I smoked that bitch |
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| 10:52pm 07/09/2013 |
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mood:  anxious music: Scrab-apple's awesome mix tape #6
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Tomorrow is my 17th birthday, and I'm stoked as all hell.
Today at school I had to line up on stage with other members of the student council, We call it the Zoo Krew. I'm the treasurer, so I said "I'm thomas and I'll be recording how much money you guys spend on activites. In conclusion, C.R.E.A.M. Cash Rules Everything Around Me, Dollar Dollar bills ya'll." No one really laughed, But one of my teachers though it was really funny, Mr. Winnie, a tight bro.
I also talked to Alex Kerry over the phone, she wants me. |
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| From our correspondent: |
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| 04:40pm 30/08/2013 |
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"Unimaginable massacres in East Africa. The Hutus have sawed off the legs of the giant Tutsis, their former masters, to bring them down to size. Rwanda's rivers are choked with the bodies of 20,000 victims. The King, 7'2" tall, has fled the country. Peking supports the kingdom of giants" |
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